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15 Funny Reasons Why Being Married Is The Best

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Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn’t about finding somebody who’s perfect. It’s about finding somebody who’s perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list, it’s important to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and downright unbearable quirks!

From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn’t need to buy anything, the collection of funny posts below is sure to have married couples everywhere nodding and laughing in agreement.

#1 My Wife Didn’t Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

#2 Asked My Wife Where My Eye Drops Were. She Responded «In The Bedroom On The Tv Stand Under The Lightswitch Slightly Trapped Between The Wall»
Asked My Wife Where My Eye Drops Were. She Responded "In The Bedroom On The Tv Stand Under The Lightswitch Slightly Trapped Between The Wall"

#3 For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can’t Get Rid Of, I’ve Hung As «Art» In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room
For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

#4 My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday
My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday
#5 My Hubbys Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee
My Hubbys Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee
#6 After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom

After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom

#7 Wife And I Spend An Hour Trying To Get The Cat To Turn Off The Lights, So We Didn’t Have To Get Out Of Bed
Wife And I Spend An Hour Trying To Get The Cat To Turn Off The Lights, So We Didn't Have To Get Out Of Bed
#8 My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work
My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work
#9 When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch
When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

#10 Marriage Is All About Compromise. For Example, I Didn’t Really Want A Dog. My Wife Did. So We Compromised… And Here Is Our New Puppy Copper

Marriage Is All About Compromise. For Example, I Didn't Really Want A Dog. My Wife Did. So We Compromised... And Here Is Our New Puppy Copper

#11 We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog’s Flea Pills From The Cupboard

We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard

#12 My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I’ve Been Saving Them In My Desk

My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I've Been Saving Them In My Desk

#13 Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Jokes, «Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce». Today I Served Him This
Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Answered, "Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce" Just To F*ck With Me. Today I Served Him This

#14 Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

#15 I Came Home To This Last Night. I Married The Right Woman

I Came Home To This Last Night. I Married The Right Woman

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